#teatime @ Undernet stats by vox
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Statistics generated on Monday 21 September 2026 - 3:32:17
During this 62-day reporting period, a total of 40 different nicks were represented on #teatime.
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16,876 lines from 40 nicks over 62 days
- Words
- 132,824
- Lines per day
- 272
- Busiest hour
- 20:00-21:006.6% of all lines
- Quietest hour
- 04:00-05:000.5% of all lines
- Questions
- 1,2037.1% of lines
- Links shared
- 13510 different
- Top talker
- vox16.7% of lines
- Joins
- 1,051
- Kicks
- 19
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3.8% |
3.3% |
2.1% |
1.4% |
0.5% |
1.2% |
1.1% |
2.1% |
3.3% |
4.6% |
4.6% |
4.6% |
5.4% |
6.0% |
5.2% |
5.3% |
6.4% |
4.8% |
5.8% |
4.6% |
6.6% |
5.6% |
6.1% |
5.6% |
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= 6-11 |
= 12-17 |
= 18-23 |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | vox | 2813 | | today | "humbug: you cannot rush a proper pot, three minutes minimum" |
| 2 | kettle | 2043 | | today | "I think the wifi is held together with string at this point" |
| 3 | humbug | 1777 | | today | "there is a spider in the bath and we have agreed to share it" |
| 4 | Iris | 1658 | | today | "the market had those tiny strawberries that taste like summer" |
| 5 | PoeticGuy | 1058 | | today | "nobody tells you how many socks a washing machine eats" |
| 6 | Fortuna | 896 | | today | "humbug: are we still doing the book club thing on Sunday?" |
| 7 | kelpie | 716 | | yesterday | "the museum has a new exhibit on old maps, going on Saturday" |
| 8 | BigMug44 | 709 | | today | "why does my bread never rise properly?" |
| 9 | Ledger | 606 | | today | "Pekoe: you cannot rush a proper pot, three minutes minimum" |
| 10 | Pekoe | 580 | | today | "vox: the bus driver waved at me, today is a good day" |
| 11 | RamblerBobVa | 569 | | today | "crumpet: boots, no idea, sorry" |
| 12 | zestyanteater | 541 | | yesterday | "BigMug44: zesty, I need a nap and it is only half ten" |
| 13 | crumpet | 510 | | today | "my bike has a puncture again, the universe is sending a message" |
| 14 | bramble | 344 | | today | "who wants a cup, I am making a pot" |
| 15 | sconewolf | 305 | | today | "Juniper: THE CAT IS ON THE ROOF AGAIN" |
| 16 | marmalade | 277 | | today | "my cat has decided the keyboard is a bed again" |
| 17 | Oolong | 249 | | yesterday | "roast, has the rain stopped where you are?" |
| 18 | Darjeeling | 147 | | yesterday | "my plant has one new leaf and I am unreasonably proud, first f..." |
| 19 | biscuit | 141 | | today | "the train was twenty minutes late and nobody said a word, very..." |
| 20 | Tansy | 132 | | 2 days ago | "biscuit: has the rain stopped where you are?" |
| 21 | Nettle | 102 | | 2 days ago | "look at this: https://example.org/recipes/ginger-biscuits" |
| 22 | jammy | 83 | | 5 days ago | "the allotment is producing more courgettes than any human can ..." |
| 23 | Hobnob | 75 | | yesterday | "PoeticGuy: oats, I planted too many beans and now they are plo..." |
| 24 | Clementine | 75 | | 2 days ago | "spent the whole afternoon untangling fairy lights for no reason" |
| 25 | Custard | 62 | | 3 days ago | "cake has been achieved :D" |
These didn't make it to the top:
| Barley (60) | quill (54) | Rooibos (52) | Juniper (51) | ottercake (50) |
| Figgy (31) | Sorrel (27) | teasmade (20) | Muffin (18) | Wren (16) |
| Parsnip (13) | lemoncurd (8) | Saffron (4) | Tuppence (3) | dunkworth (1) |
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The most active people, joined by a line when they talk to each other: a line that starts with the other person's nick, a mention, or a quick reply. Thicker lines mean more talk. Bots are left out. Click a nick or a line for details.
Night (0-5h)Morning (6-11h)Afternoon (12-17h)Evening (18-23h)
Click a nick or a line to see details.
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| Pair | Strength | How they talk | |
| 1 | Iris ↔ vox | 1,214 | Iris to vox: 106 direct, 0 mentions; back: 109 direct, 0 mentions; 569 quick replies |
| 2 | kettle ↔ vox | 1,038 | kettle to vox: 85 direct, 0 mentions; back: 104 direct, 28 mentions; 443 quick replies |
| 3 | PoeticGuy ↔ humbug | 836 | PoeticGuy to humbug: 68 direct, 0 mentions; back: 101 direct, 0 mentions; 329 quick replies |
| 4 | Iris ↔ kettle | 678 | Iris to kettle: 54 direct, 20 mentions; back: 73 direct, 0 mentions; 277 quick replies |
| 5 | Fortuna ↔ vox | 609 | Fortuna to vox: 42 direct, 0 mentions; back: 73 direct, 0 mentions; 264 quick replies |
| 6 | humbug ↔ kelpie | 475 | humbug to kelpie: 55 direct, 0 mentions; back: 38 direct, 0 mentions; 196 quick replies |
| 7 | Fortuna ↔ Iris | 474 | Fortuna to Iris: 44 direct, 0 mentions; back: 48 direct, 0 mentions; 198 quick replies |
| 8 | BigMug44 ↔ kettle | 425 | BigMug44 to kettle: 28 direct, 16 mentions; back: 60 direct, 0 mentions; 145 quick replies |
| 9 | humbug ↔ vox | 360 | humbug to vox: 28 direct, 0 mentions; back: 31 direct, 0 mentions; 183 quick replies |
| 10 | humbug ↔ sconewolf | 333 | humbug to sconewolf: 58 direct, 0 mentions; back: 18 direct, 0 mentions; 105 quick replies |
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Most talked tovoxOthers address or mention them the most1,200 points
Most outgoingClementineAims the largest share of their lines at someone39% of their lines
ConnectorvoxHas close contact with the most people34 close contacts
Best listenervoxMost often answers right after someone else1,265 quick replies
Lone wolfmarmaladeTalks a lot, with the fewest close contacts277 lines, 19 close contacts
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Night owlChats between 0h and 5h
- quill 63%
- Nettle 60%
- kelpie 50%
Early birdChats between 6h and 11h
- Darjeeling 96%
- BigMug44 87%
- crumpet 82%
Afternoon regularChats between 12h and 17h
- Barley 92%
- Oolong 88%
- Ledger 79%
Evening regularChats between 18h and 23h
- marmalade 78%
- Fortuna 76%
- jammy 70%
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Half of all lines come from just the top 5.
| Top 1 | 16.7% | |
| Top 3 | 39.3% | |
| Top 5 | 55.4% | |
| Top 10 | 76.2% | |
| Top 20 | 95.2% |
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The word each regular uses a lot and hardly anyone else does.
| Nick | Word | Uses | Share of all uses | |
| 1 | vox | anyway | 326 | 77% |
| 2 | kettle | lovely | 211 | 53% |
| 3 | humbug | missed | 72 | 77% |
| 4 | Iris | garden | 210 | 63% |
| 5 | PoeticGuy | verily | 122 | 100% |
| 6 | Fortuna | omens | 95 | 100% |
| 7 | kelpie | splash | 77 | 100% |
| 8 | BigMug44 | coffee | 93 | 55% |
| 9 | Ledger | receipts | 66 | 100% |
| 10 | Pekoe | steep | 59 | 100% |
| 11 | RamblerBobVa | boots | 61 | 100% |
| 12 | zestyanteater | zesty | 65 | 100% |
| 13 | crumpet | toasty | 60 | 100% |
| 14 | bramble | hedge | 42 | 100% |
| 15 | sconewolf | raffle | 6 | 40% |
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| Is Fortuna stupid or just asking too many questions? 22.8% lines contained a question!
Tansy didn't know that much either. 22.7% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was marmalade, who yelled 23.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was sconewolf, who shouted 19.7% of the time! |
| It seems that BigMug44's shift-key is hanging: 7.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <BigMug44> COFFEE, THE KETTLE IS BROKEN sconewolf just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 6.9% of the time. |
| sconewolf is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 7 times. For example, like this: * sconewolf slaps humbug with a soggy teabag marmalade can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 4 times. |
| Poor humbug, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 3 times. For example, like this: * sconewolf slaps humbug with a soggy teabag Fortuna seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times. |
| Custard brings happiness to the world. 17.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Iris isn't a sad person either, smiling 14.2% of the time. |
| bramble seems to be sad at the moment: 12.5% lines contained sad faces. :(
humbug is also a sad person, crying 12.4% of the time. |
| RamblerBobVa wrote the longest lines, averaging 56.0 letters per line. #teatime average was 40.6 letters per line. |
| Iris wrote the shortest lines, averaging 35.4 characters per line. Custard was tight-lipped, too, averaging 35.5 characters. |
| vox spoke a total of 22665 words!
vox's faithful follower, kettle, didn't speak so much: 15551 words. |
| RamblerBobVa wrote an average of 10.85 words per line.
Channel average was 7.87 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | right | 1026 | humbug |
| 2 | about | 951 | humbug |
| 3 | again | 724 | humbug |
| 4 | there | 587 | PoeticGuy |
| 5 | anyone | 540 | humbug |
| 6 | everyone | 494 | humbug |
| 7 | finally | 483 | humbug |
| 8 | night | 473 | humbug |
| 9 | think | 439 | humbug |
| 10 | point | 429 | humbug |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | kettle | 536 | Fortuna |
| 2 | vox | 361 | Iris |
| 3 | Iris | 331 | kettle |
| 4 | PoeticGuy | 221 | humbug |
| 5 | humbug | 171 | PoeticGuy |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://example.org/garden/slug-advice | 24 | Fortuna |
| 2 | https://example.org/books/the-lighthouse-keepers | 16 | Fortuna |
| 3 | https://example.net/tea/first-flush-guide | 16 | Fortuna |
| 4 | https://example.org/recipes/lemon-drizzle | 16 | Fortuna |
| 5 | https://example.com/video/moss-documentary | 14 | RamblerBobVa |
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| Iris wasn't very popular, getting kicked 4 times! For example, like this: *** Iris was kicked by Ledger (go to bed) Fortuna seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received. |
| vox is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 11 people!
vox's faithful follower, kettle, kicked about 6 people. |
| Ledger donated 9 ops in the channel...
vox was also very polite: 3 ops from him/her. |
| vox is the channel sheriff with 7 deops.
Ledger deoped 5 users. |
| kettle always lets us know what he/she's doing: 246 actions! For example, like this: * kettle wanders off to find a jumper Also, kelpie tells us what's up with 92 actions. |
| vox talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 75 times!
Another lonely one was humbug, who managed to hit 43 times. |
| vox couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 125 joins during this reporting period! |
| humbug has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
BigMug44 also makes sailors blush, 0.4% of the time. |
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| Welcome to #teatime | put the kettle on | book club on Sunday: The Lighthouse Keepers | yesterday at 00:52 by Ledger |
| #teatime | harvest swap on Saturday, bring courgettes, everyone has too many | 3 days ago at 16:50 by vox |
| #teatime | Gerald the hedgehog is doing fine, thanks for asking | 18 days ago at 13:39 by Ledger |
| The topic was set 8 times. | |
Total number of lines: 19140.